No but really think about it: spy would keep almost tripping over in the shower because the floor of it is slippery; he’d always sing off key and slur a bunch. He’d keep changing the lyrics into French then confuse himself over it, and the best part; whenever medic or sniper would walk in on him, he’d invite them to join him in the shower
Medic is a little old man and drives like a turtle. No one can convince me otherwise.
Sorry if I sound rude, don’t mean to be rude. I like the Jerma and STAR_ reference in your URL by the way!
Scout - Horrible at driving, always going too fast and crashing the car
Soldier - Never got a permit
Pyro - Was not allowed to drive after setting a car on fire
Heavy - Drives whenever they need to get somewhere fast, but safe
Engineer - Can only drive when it’s a car he designed himself
Demoman - The others are too worried about him getting a DUI to let him drive anywhere for them
Medic - Drives like an old person. He goes way under the speed limit and gets mad whenever anyone passes him.
Sniper - Drives 99% of the time for the others.
Spy - Loves driving, but only on his own or with one or two people in the car.
Oh, this is a really interesting headcanon!
Heavy’s scar is much deeper and has been reopened many more times than say Spy’s scar, which has only been put into use a few times to take care of extra bad sentry nest.
I am not okay right now.
I bet for his birthday, they made him a T-shirt that said “TEAM MOM” on it and he wore it around proudly for the rest of the day.
Every single one of them loves to laugh at Spy when Heavy does this and Spy just hates Heavy for the rest of the day.