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Anonymous asked :
Ok so I know y'all like drunk spy and spy in the shower but get this; drunk spy in the shower

yalarof:

tf2imaginesandheadcanons:

No but really think about it: spy would keep almost tripping over in the shower because the floor of it is slippery; he’d always sing off key and slur a bunch. He’d keep changing the lyrics into French then confuse himself over it, and the best part; whenever medic or sniper would walk in on him, he’d invite them to join him in the shower

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on the driving headcanon wouldn't medic drive faster because of German speed limits?¿?

tf2imaginesandheadcanons:

Medic is a little old man and drives like a turtle. No one can convince me otherwise. Sorry if I sound rude, don’t mean to be rude. I like the Jerma and STAR_ reference in your URL by the way!

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Anonymous asked :
Your headcannons and stories make my day! I've got a question for ya! Any headcannons about the mercs driving? Like how good they are, what they prefer to drive, etc?

tf2imaginesandheadcanons:

Thank you!

Scout - Horrible at driving, always going too fast and crashing the car

Soldier - Never got a permit

Pyro - Was not allowed to drive after setting a car on fire

Heavy - Drives whenever they need to get somewhere fast, but safe

Engineer - Can only drive when it’s a car he designed himself

Demoman - The others are too worried about him getting a DUI to let him drive anywhere for them

Medic - Drives like an old person. He goes way under the speed limit and gets mad whenever anyone passes him. 

Sniper - Drives 99% of the time for the others.

Spy - Loves driving, but only on his own or with one or two people in the car. 

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Anonymous asked :
Imagine Pyro getting up at night, leaving the Offense Dorm and cuddling up with Engie or Medic, due to Soldier and Scout's loud snoring.
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I have one were Medic has to keep up maintenance on the ubers those who get ubered more get maintenance work more. Also that all the mercs have scars over their hearts those who get work done most their scar is more noticeable than the others.

tf2imaginesandheadcanons:

Oh, this is a really interesting headcanon!

Heavy’s scar is much deeper and has been reopened many more times than say Spy’s scar, which has only been put into use a few times to take care of extra bad sentry nest. 

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love4asking asked :
Thing is about Scout's tags.. he has two of them. A soldier always has two tags, but when they die one goes to the family, the other stays with the body. So two people in Scout's life had to have died.

tf2imaginesandheadcanons:

I am not okay right now.

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Anonymous asked :
Medic is the team mom

tf2imaginesandheadcanons:

I bet for his birthday, they made him a T-shirt that said “TEAM MOM” on it and he wore it around proudly for the rest of the day.

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Anonymous asked :
Going on the light-as-as-feather spy headcanon; heavy picking up spy with one hand and raising him way above his head and going "SPY AS LIGHT AS LITTLE MOUSE" and spy just sits there, arms folded, looking as pissed off as ever.

tf2imaginesandheadcanons:

Every single one of them loves to laugh at Spy when Heavy does this and Spy just hates Heavy for the rest of the day.

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Anonymous asked:

Ok so I know y'all like drunk spy and spy in the shower but get this; drunk spy in the shower

yalarof:

tf2imaginesandheadcanons:

No but really think about it: spy would keep almost tripping over in the shower because the floor of it is slippery; he’d always sing off key and slur a bunch. He’d keep changing the lyrics into French then confuse himself over it, and the best part; whenever medic or sniper would walk in on him, he’d invite them to join him in the shower

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

Your headcannons and stories make my day! I've got a question for ya! Any headcannons about the mercs driving? Like how good they are, what they prefer to drive, etc?

tf2imaginesandheadcanons:

Thank you!

Scout - Horrible at driving, always going too fast and crashing the car

Soldier - Never got a permit

Pyro - Was not allowed to drive after setting a car on fire

Heavy - Drives whenever they need to get somewhere fast, but safe

Engineer - Can only drive when it’s a car he designed himself

Demoman - The others are too worried about him getting a DUI to let him drive anywhere for them

Medic - Drives like an old person. He goes way under the speed limit and gets mad whenever anyone passes him. 

Sniper - Drives 99% of the time for the others.

Spy - Loves driving, but only on his own or with one or two people in the car. 

blackmoonrose13 asked:

I have one were Medic has to keep up maintenance on the ubers those who get ubered more get maintenance work more. Also that all the mercs have scars over their hearts those who get work done most their scar is more noticeable than the others.

tf2imaginesandheadcanons:

Oh, this is a really interesting headcanon!

Heavy’s scar is much deeper and has been reopened many more times than say Spy’s scar, which has only been put into use a few times to take care of extra bad sentry nest. 

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

Going on the light-as-as-feather spy headcanon; heavy picking up spy with one hand and raising him way above his head and going "SPY AS LIGHT AS LITTLE MOUSE" and spy just sits there, arms folded, looking as pissed off as ever.

tf2imaginesandheadcanons:

Every single one of them loves to laugh at Spy when Heavy does this and Spy just hates Heavy for the rest of the day.

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